• At the dome (early) for the Twins game.
• Batting practice for Cleveland Indians.
• The Twins mascot is named “T.C.”? Really? They couldn’t think of anything more creative? Wow.
• Star Spangled Banner always gets me chocked up.
• Slowey is a shockingly good name for a pitcher.
• First pitch thrown!
• Imagining I was on the B-Squad.
• Twins are, shall we say, “suckin’”.